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Hard to Kill. Easy to Hug. Tee
Built like a locked door. Folds like a blanket.
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Protect. Provide. Lead. Tee
Three rules, stacked like orders.
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The Dad Code Tee
Five rules. Printed on the back.
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Sheepdog Tee
The wolves can stay outside.
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Last Line Of Defense Tee
Behind the door: Dad.
$36
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Perimeter Secure. Kids Asleep. Tee
Status report, 0300.
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Subdued Flag Chevron Tee
Quiet flag. Loud work ethic.
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Front Door Security Tee
Team lead: Dad.
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Our story
Hard on the world.
Soft on his kids.
Built by a former law enforcement officer and dad of 3.
- Protect your kids with your life.
- Provide for your family.
- Lead your pack by example.
- Shut the door, we don't heat the whole neighborhood.
- Never miss the recital.
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